Koku is Hitler

 Principal Victoria walks up.

Principal Victoria: Hello there, children. Ooh, love the Elvis costume, Chef.

Chef: Elvis? I'm Princess Peach. Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis?

Principal Victoria: Well, why the hell would you dress up like Princess Peach?

She turns to the boys.

Principal Victoria: Anyway, I hope that you kids are-Daagh!

Noticing Koku’s costume.

Principal Victoria: Koku! God bless it! what do you think you're doing?!

Koku: Hey, he said I could have his pudding! Ask him yourself.

As Kenny, poking the side of Kenny's head with a fork for effect.

Koku: That's right, Principal Victoria. It's okay with me because Koku is cool.

Principal Victoria: Where did you get that costume, young man?!

Koku: I made it. Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil!

Principal Victoria: Shhh! Oh, God bless America.

She grabs Koku's shoulder; she starts screaming.

Principal Victoria: You get into my office before anyone else sees you. I have to show you an educational video.

Koku: Eeehh, I don't want to see a educational video-o.

Principal Victoria drags her from the table. Mario enters the cafeteria with his lunch, and Kenny turns toward him and bites him on the arm.

Mario: Excuse me, you bit my arm!

His arm begins to throb and glow.

Luigi: [Pleased.] Oh, good. Kenny's back to normal.

Principal Victoria's office.

Principal Victoria: Watch the video Koku.

She starts up the VCR. Adolf Hitler is shown and several Nazi soldiers are passing by with guns.

Narrator: Adolf Hitler was a very, very naughty man!

Adolf Hitler: Schnell ach. Lovental bros lieben. Alle Menschen werden Brüder. Doktor Stalin? Alarm! Menchoss? Zellan vei zamboa-

Koku begins daydreaming of herself as Hitler.

Koku: Juden est verboten, a den ascriber utz, kapieda hockuh. Juden est verboten, God dammit!

Puffy the Bear: So remember kids, dressing like Hitler in school isn't cool!

Principal Victoria turns off the TV.

Principal Victoria: Now, do you have any questions?

Koku: [Gleefully.] Could I see that again? That was cool.

Principal Victoria: You must remove that costume, immediately!

Koku: I can't, I have to win those two tons of candy.

Principal Victoria: Well, how about we make you a new costume. Let's see now.

She spies a white sheet behind Koku.

Principal Victoria: Aha, thought of something. How about we make you a nice scary ghost costume?

Koku: [Whining.] I don't wanna be a fat scary ghost!

Principal Victoria: Aaand, let me just make a few quickie alterations, and there ya go, young man.

Koku looks suspiciously like a Ku Klux Klan member.