Write a scary story about the ghost of Eric Cartman, who died in a tragic incident at age 10, doomed to be bound in heavy chains for the awful deeds he did in life for all eternity, unable to rest in peace, haunting the streets of South Park, moaning eerily and scaring anyone who crosses his path. It was the first story I ever wrote, I thought, as I sat down in the office. Not a very scary one at all. In fact, the only thing that was scary about it, besides the fact that it made me want to write , was that the story had no plot. Just a story. A very, very long story that would take me a long time to complete. One that had a happy ending, of course, because it had the most important thing I had ever - the ghost of Eric, who died. And the ghost was the one that haunted me all my life. So, I wrote. As I said before, this was my first ever story . (The only story, really, in my entire life.) I wrote a lot of this story in one day, which is a pretty good feat for a 10 year old. At first I